Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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