I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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