Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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