I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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