Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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