You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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