So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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