Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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