Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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