I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
