what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Randomize
