i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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