I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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