Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
