hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My life is pants optional.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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