If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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