If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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