i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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