and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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