idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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