I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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