Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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