I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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