All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I could make wine with my vomit
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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