Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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