He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i permit you to call me
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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