We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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