sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
ok first of all what the fuck
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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