just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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