I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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