I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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