i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm passing your future prison.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i came on her dog
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
