Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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