It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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