that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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