i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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