Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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