My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You can't special order awesome
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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