youre lurking in front of me
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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