She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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