found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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