Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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