i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm having to shit out rocks
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