whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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