I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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