I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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