Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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