I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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