butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
no you cant smoke seaweed
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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