You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
is it fun? or sober?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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