The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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