Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i came on her dog
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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